Hmm….ok so for those who don’t know me yet, I’m a feminist. A feminist as staunch as they come. I’m all for equality of the sexes and women’s liberation and stuff. But I’m in total awe of the female capacity to complicate!
If they are colleagues, well they are a major pain in your ass. They always feel they have the authority to call you up at random timings and yell their lungs out, or crib about something that you are incompetent doing or not good enough for, nitpick at your faults, or for that matter…simply complain!! Even when you might be totally unaware of their belief that you are answerable to them in any manner whatsoever, they assume they have that authority over you and then just blast away!
If they are friends…well it doesn’t get any messier than that, to say the least. They will be the first ones to gossip about you if you are foolish enough to confide in them. ( I sometimes wonder if they even laugh that wicked witch-like laugh or smile a wicked smile while they are at it ;) ) They will always be jealous of the things you own, even though they will feign admiration throughout! But! Rest assured they will be on the look-out of the slightest opportunity to make you feel your prized possessions are not so great after all. ( Like when your best friend goes out and buys the exact same shoes as you when she knows that you hate owning things that other in close proximity to you own too.. OUCH! )
(O..O…this one is the best and most recurrent! ;) )
Your best girlfriend always has a cruch on the guy you have a crush on!! Like OMG there are so many guys in this world…..why in the world does it have to be the one that you like? Not just guys, the list is endless- your favourite dress, favourite pair of shoes, favourite place in the cafeteria….they like it all too! Well for the more girly kinds, this works PERFECTLY. For them its like having a twin sister with all the same tastes…but DU-UH! I never realized when the word personal Space went for a toss ;)
As if that’s not enough, they will find ways to pervade your space and disrupt your peace of mind at ALL TIMES. All of us know of that irritating ex who is always waiting to jump back into your guy’s life. Or for that matter, an irritating ex of a friend who has to be friends with you on facebook, put up funny pics and then get irritated when you dissect them. ( as if you put up pics on FB for any sake other than the dissection, analysis and discussion to take place! If you're all for privacy, then stop putting them up anyways) How are those for complications?
Well for those of us who let this get to them, their peace of mind is done for. For those of us who are sensible( on insensitive ;) ) enough not to care, well…life goes on..
